ALK, Anaplastic lymphoma kinase, the “skinny” gene, I’m sure not a soul would be interested in that.

We will fix you, America

This should make women in general happy. Not being allowed to indulge in food to one’s heart’s content throughout history is one of the subtler drivers behind feminist rage. Maybe it’s possible to have one’s cake and eat it too. Yep you know me, always thinking about the ladies, by the way where is my “elephant trunk” gene, scientists? Going to get an edit so I have to wrap it around my leg four times, only those “in the know” will know what that thing wearing a custom hat, bobbing against my shoe when I walk is.

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